ugh… sell miniatures of supermarket brands (?), and once to talk about the secrets of getting snails to pose for photos (it’s cucumbers!). It turns out, I’m not alone! The work of Aleia Murawski and Sam Copeland - the artists behind legit surprisingly gorgeous snail photography and accompanying Instagram account - have been featured in the New York Times three times since January! Once to demonstrate climate change, once to. Hundreds of streaming porn added every day. Hed fuck Steve until Steves poor pretty pink hole - his cunt. I joked “oh when we next have a hole in the in schedule, I’m writing about snails!!” Everyone laughed but I was dead serious, and friends, today is that day. Dumping loads of cum into him to hear Steve squeal and then moan, obsessed with being. And I’m pretty sure they first learned about it from their girlfriend? (what did I say? queer culture.) Within minutes the entire Autostraddle senior staff had all stopped what we were doing ooooh over virtual snails that we didn’t know as they went on teeny tiny fake dates and slept in the most perfect, tiny, fake houses. Sweet hot cock sucking and pussy fucking action as sexy chick. I was first introduced to the aleia Instagram account by Autostraddle’s A+ and Fundraiser Director, Nicole, who brought it up during a team meeting. Either you’re into that or you’re not (and you should be).
They carry their houses on their back, which would be so helpful for gays - who famously cannot drive or pack light to save our lives.īut it comes down to this: there’s a snail in this post that will sleep on a perfectly recreated mini-bed made out of a Belgian waffle. They’re kinda slimy and traditionally straight people aren’t into them, for one. I’m prepared with an entire thesis about why snails are queer culture.